Corrupt a Wish

Hsarc678 · Seraphim Joined: 02 Sep 2008 Posts: 975

Granted! But you get so productive that you don't know what else to do! Thus making your brain blow up like a time bomb. Shock

I wish I knew what to draw..

**Posted:** Sat Jan 31, 2009 9:54 pm

Keijiei

Granted! You now have a gremlin riding on your back, who, through some magical power, has the ability to force you to draw whatever he wants.

He always wants more pictures of kung fu camels... I guess you don't have to decide any more...

I wish I had a typewriter...

**Posted:** Sun Feb 01, 2009 6:51 am

Sleet

Granted, but every key marks the wrong letter.

I wish I could play Dagorhir.

**Posted:** Sun Feb 01, 2009 7:39 am

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Keijiei

Granted! You now have the ability to play Dagorhir. It's too bad you don't have anyone to play with...

I wish I knew what the sound of a penguin being drop-kicked through a patio door sounded like (without actually doing it, of course).

**Posted:** Sun Feb 01, 2009 7:51 am

Crusader Cat · Seraphim Joined: 26 Mar 2008 Posts: 953 Location: USA

**Posted:** Mon Feb 02, 2009 1:54 am

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Crusader Cat!
Crusader Cat!
Crusading through space,
And fighting monsters with his lightsaber,
He is saved by God,
Forgiven of sin
And spreading the Word
Of our LORD Jesus!

Keijiei

Granted! You are now running through a leech-infested marsh while being chased by a rabid bear, only two days after your doctor has told you that you are suffering from a form of terminal cancer. That'll give you plenty to wish for.

I wish that they'll finally get around to making that Ender's Game movie...

**Posted:** Mon Feb 02, 2009 5:34 am

HoboFawkes

Granted, but it's made by the same people who made the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy movie. Thus, it's mediocre and doesn't live up to the book.

I wish I was more motivated.

**Posted:** Mon Feb 02, 2009 8:41 pm

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cub_of_the_lamb · Seraphim Joined: 30 Sep 2008 Posts: 350

Granted, Billy Mayz starts motivating you to do things by telling you how great they are non stop untill you finnish them.

I wish I didn't confuse people so often when I'm talking to them.

**Posted:** Mon Feb 02, 2009 8:47 pm

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They're like roaches!
sick demented, cheese flavored roaches!

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/fatherfalcon/

Sleet

What?

I wish chemistry coordinators didn't force their students to fill whole pages with redundant, handwritten 8th grade algebra.

**Posted:** Mon Feb 02, 2009 8:49 pm

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Keijiei

Granted! They now force you to fill whole pages with redundant, preschool-level math.

I wish that Canada will win the gold medal count at the 2010 Olympics.

**Posted:** Tue Feb 03, 2009 7:01 am

Luke Wolf · **** Joined: 03 May 2008 Posts: 79

Granted but most of the atheletes turn out to have been taking steroids and the medals are rescinded.

I wish I had the not-magic bag of Nakor the Islani ("Want an Orange?")
(Refrence to several books by the great author Raymond E. Feist
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nakor)

**Posted:** Fri Feb 06, 2009 3:09 am

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Science is the art of finding the impossible and making it happen. Faith is the art of believing that the impossible can and will happen by the Grace of God.

Keijiei

Granted! But you also develop an allergy to citrus.

I wish that I had the ability to repel zombies.

**Posted:** Sun Feb 08, 2009 6:23 am

Hsarc678 · Seraphim Joined: 02 Sep 2008 Posts: 975

GRANTED! But you also get the T-Virus which(later on) makes you become a zombie... :eek:

I wish that my movies would come already... Dammit

(I bought some from a catalog)

**Posted:** Sun Feb 08, 2009 4:45 pm

Crusader Cat · Seraphim Joined: 26 Mar 2008 Posts: 953 Location: USA

Granted, you now have the movies, but they were damaged during shipping so they don't play properly.

I wish my fursuit was done.

**Posted:** Sun Feb 08, 2009 11:46 pm

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Crusader Cat!
Crusader Cat!
Crusading through space,
And fighting monsters with his lightsaber,
He is saved by God,
Forgiven of sin
And spreading the Word
Of our LORD Jesus!

Hsarc678 · Seraphim Joined: 02 Sep 2008 Posts: 975

(Your getting a fursuit?! O_O YAAAAAAAAAAAY! AWESOME! Very Happy

)

GRANTED! But when you get it,it looks a bit lop-sided & rushed.. :eek:

I wish I could breathe underwater..(Y'know how you get those dreams? XD)

**Posted:** Mon Feb 09, 2009 3:50 am